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"In the bible, it rained for 40 nights and they called it a 'disaster'. In London they call it 'summer'."

Roses are red,
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me.
Forever Alone.

"Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!" he ground out, lifting his own pistol to the man's head. Antonio's grin widened as he took in the blonde captain before him; eyes flickering to the first mate standing to the side as he replied.
"That would be the French."--Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold (Spain and England talking)


"Bastard! The only beast in this room is your sex drive!"
"Angleterre, I'm touched!"
"That wasn't a complement!"--14 Ways To Say


"he would be the bravest, the most valiant, in all the land. The first to ride into battle, with his sword held high and his armour glinting in the sun.
(He'd also be the first to be killed horribly, but people tend to overlook that detail until there's a body on the floor)"-- Your biggest Fan

"She renamed it a Civil Service Examination, instead of Alfred's original name of 'that test thingie.'"--The Shades of Spades

"To know a man, you must first know his memories. The same is true of a nation."--unknown

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I have internet.


Live. Laugh. Steal things.

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I'm on Fanfiction! Animewatcherfreakmal!


When life gives you lemons, write fanfiction.

The world's not a garden, so don't be a hoe.

"Turtles admire me as their leader" -Spain

"When I die, I want to die in my sleep: Like my Grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car." -Unknown

My vocabulary is as bad as like, whatever.

And the star-crossed lovers ran to each other, like two trains. One of which left the Burling station at 3:23 p.m. Traveling 65mph, and the other left the Arkent Station at 4:00, traveling at 35mph.

Who is this "life" and why is he giving out lemons?

Some people call me crazy. My definition of crazy is going to Disney World nude except a sombrero and chucking skittles at the customers and staff whilst screaming "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!".

Come out of the closet, it's dark and scary in there!

"So the British packed up all the pilgrims, put them in a rickety, little boat and told them to "Get the F*ck off the island!"." -Greg Proops

It doesn't matter if you're brown, yellow, red, black, or normal! We're all the same!

"So, in Australia, they're debating whether or not to teach three year-old's about gay relationships. Can't you just picture some oompa-loompa parent bending down to their kid and saying 'Timmy, sometimes a lady can love a lady.' And the kid goes. 'Oooh! Like in daddy's videos!'." -

"There are three types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't."- Anonymous

"Go to hell." "Don't rush me!" -Unknown

"I will eliminate you Blinky!" -Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"Herb is pronounced hhhhherb. [Not erb.] Because there's a F*cking "H" in it."- Eddie (?)

"Look at your man, now back at me. Back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me. But maybe if he stopped eating hamburgers and bench pressed moose like me, then maybe he could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are we? We're in the arctic. Look at your hand. Back to me. What's this? It's a baby seal." *Brrrrup!* "What's over there? Look at me. The baby seal is now maple syrup. Anything is possible when you're Manada, and not America. I'm on a bear." -Manada by Imamathewanian

"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again." Forest Gump